A Little Story about Apple Pie, Craft Addictions and Swirls of Nonsense...

Let's see, this little story begins with a pie.  Or better yet, a man-boy who woke up one morning, with the idea of buying a pie for the wife of a gentleman, who was celebrating the occasion of becoming a United States Citizen.

      

The man in search of the pie (Mister Lovee to be exact) shared this bake goods idea with a certain girl (me).  This girl found his pie mission to be rather unusual.  He searched for the number of a wonderful bakery that they rarely visited.  He rang them up and asked for a large apple pie to be baked special. 

Pick one up in 3 hours, said the baker himself!

The day was planned around this pie coming out of the bakery oven.  But, the girl had a gut feeling that something curious would happen regarding this baked specimen...

When the time came, they picked up the pie, and the man held on to it as if it would grow wings and fly away...

      

As he sat clenching his pie, she begged for a peek (she had stayed in the car while he ran in to get it).  He seemed unsure of this.  He then reached down, and picked up a white bag, and presented a gift to the girl...

   

Hmmm, thought she.  Is he trying to keep me away from the pie? 

Oh for goodness sakes, just show me, she said.

Slowly he opened the warm warm warm box...

      

Gasp.

Aroma.

A beautiful pie.

A spectacular pie.

A truly lovely gift for the nice lady from Guatemala, for certain.

So they drove and drove, back to the country, with the pie.  They went to deliver the pie, but no one answered the door.  Mister then phoned the recipients to be.  

She listened to the conversation.  The Mister said words like, "Ohhhh reallly?  You just left this morning? Oh, well, have a wonderful time."

Her eyeballs nearly popped out.  She knew something like this would happen.  The pie owners to be were out of town!  For two weeks.

Both Mister Lovee and the girl looked at eachother, and in unison exclaimed, "WE GET TO EAT IT!!"

They ran off with that pie, in what seemed like a pie heist, just in case the recipients really were not out of town.  Or perhaps decided to return for the pie ;)

 

Now, let me tell you.  This was no ordinary apple pie.  Oh no.  No store bought pie.  No okay pie.  No slightly acceptable pie.  This pie was like nothing she had ever tasted.  Mister Lovee agreed.

This was a magical baker's pie.  Perfect, light, fresh apple pie.  Exquisite.

So, they devoured every morsel of a pie (over a few days) that they never would have purchased for their own enjoyment, but boy, did they get to enjoy this one...

And when late one evening they arrived at the last piece, who do you think got to gobble it up?

 

Now, it must have been that pie, that fueled the craft-lovin' girl to make more of the wristlet corsages from the previous post. 

She was like Dr. Jekyll and Mister Hyde.  A Mad Craftista bursting out of her...  Her eyes widened with anticipation!  Oh, what she could do to those coffee filters with more paint paint paint, she thought...

Bwahahahaha!

 

Oh, she delved into it, color exploding and coffee staining galore...

Orange drenched and then edged in red that bled beautifully (at least, that was her opinion).  Click on images for much better view...

      

Real coral and shells in the center...  Paint dusted with salt for a molten effect.

      

Coral infused - Tropical paradise...

        

So much fun.  Like real petals if seen in person.

Then there was pink, edged in leaf green, tied with buttery soft vintage lace...

      

       

Moss, sheet music and a giant vintage button for the center... 

        

And, last but not least.  Coffee stained vintagey romance, with a cameo in the center...

        

Which was stolen by one of the other women in Mister Lovee's life.  Oh wait, did you know that?  That there were a couple other women I had to share Mister Lovee with?

      

Ahem, it isn't easy.  They don't eat pie.  Well, actually, they don't eat at all.  They are like 5 feet taller than me, and always look picture perfect.

Just don't tell them they are, ma, maaaan, maaannneq.  Oops sorry, I am not allowed to say the "m" word...

Anyhow, one of them stole this cameo infused piece for her hair... 

      

        

But I stole it back ;)

      

Heck, if she gets to tango with Mister Lovee under the pale moonlight, I get my corsage back...

So there you have it, my little story of pie & crafting madness. 

It was a funny little day today.  It was overcast but there were no rain clouds.  It was like, time stood still.  I can't explain it but it seemed very strange indeed.

I stood in the yard, hoping for one drop of rain, so the ground might look a tad green.  Even without rain, I am delighted all the mesquite and pecan trees are looking mighty lovely.  It took me 5 hours to water everyone.  We have heavy duty irrigation, but they need a personal visit every now and then...

 

I pruned some rose bushes in our yard, that are on the outskirts of where I normally roam in the garden.

        

I placed them around the sanctuary, while holding the thoughts of so many people who are having a not so good time, near.  Including prayers about the flu scariness and other tid-bits.  I also thought good thoughts filled with hope and serenity for you, and you, and you, and family that I love so much...

      

I might be a wacky crazed bubble-gum chewing nut-cake, but I also have very quiet moments, and my heart strings cup runneth over often...

♥,V

See you sooner than soooooon!!

ps:  Butterfly corsage drawing winner is.... #34 - Rosey from Agapanthas and Goldsworthy!!  Yippeee!!! Please e-mail me your address ;)

pss:  The pie came from The Village Bakehouse in Tucson, Arizona.

psss:  A little corsage wristlet faerie love made by Kaerie Faerie! SO fun!!  Thank you Miss Kaerie!

      

Comments

[Anji gallanos]

These colors are so beautiful and amazing. I really really want apple pie now..and how perfect for your friend, she'll love it in spirit. I love your nut cake chewing bubble gum..wait...gum nut chewing..wait..wacky cake..oh..well love it all.

Anji

[Di Overton]

That's the answer to designers block then - eat an apple pie and find creativity :)

[icantsew]

is there no end to my run of luck??? brian ferry started all this :) i am jumping out of my skin with happiness. you must pop over to my other blog http://icantsewcreations.blogspot.com/
to see how i displayed the postcards you sent me a while ago. afiori sent me some gorgeousness too and i have your works of art right next to hers in my little 'studyo' (study that is morphing into MY SPACE) thank you thank you thank you. my three girls are gonna be squealing once again and dont worry i will blog about it as soon as it arrives!!!
smooches %*_*% rosey

[tattingchic]

Thank you for saving that last piece of apple pie for me! How considerate of you! How on earth did you know that Apple Pie is my favorite pie on the planet!?

Your wristlets are gorgeous! :)

[Maria-Thérèse]

I know why you make so many. Good distraction when Mr Primavera comes to pinch your toes, right?! Wave them in front of him and he goes all surprised and nice.

That other woman looks kind of... stiff, if you ask me.

[Chrisy]

...elbowin tattingchic out of the way...thank you sooo much for the pie...and the inspiration...and your general lovliness...

[Kerry Bogert]

This post brought a huge grin to my face, the minute I read the title. My Mom bakes pies... apple pies... dutch apple pies with the crumble topping. She makes about 30 every fall and freezes them to bake at random times through out the year. I am gonna go call her and see if I can have one as a treat for tonight!!

[Sarah]

Mmmm that pie! Lucky you! I could almost smell the delicious aroma coming from the page!
Love that coral corsage too! Though I agree with Marie Therese about the other woman!
Sarah :)

[Rhonda]

Crikey-apple pie does not go straight to my creative zone-it aims lower :p hee

And, I am so glad I already tried my hand, er wrist, at crafting the corsage, cuz now it has been elevated to high art! Holy roly poly! Look at the delicate incredible gorgeousness! Unbelievable! I'm checking out my splenda packets, trying to figure out how to make them crafty.....

I think I'm sticking with envying your sanctuary-LOVE. Those crosses. SO BEAUTIFUL.Would the powers that be strike me down for copycatting if i tried to make me a little sanctuary too? I know just the right tree, complete with a swing....

Anyway you slice it, V to the dearest, you are a clever, compassionate, beautiful healing soul-I appreciate you more than you know!
xoxoxoxox Roo

[Heather Bartlett]

My 15-year-old daughter's dream job is first becoming a successful musician and performer in theatre then when she earns enough money - to buy a pie shop. Which she can then drop by and sing at or bake some pies. Or both! She even has plans on a gluten-free variety of baked goods, for her older gluten-sensitive sister.

I was JUST writing to a friend about finding a culinary/pastry class for her to take over summer and telling her about the pie shop dream. I sent that email. Came to your blog and read about pie. Funny, yes?

[karen cox]

Ahhhh apple pie. My grandfather used to love my grandmother's apple pie and she would serve it with a wedge of cheddar cheese on the side. I love the coffee stained corsage so much. Lovely post as always.
Karen

[Laura]

Lucky you to get that wonderful pie - it was a thing of beauty! I think Miss Manny should hang out with Mr. Primavera. He needs to fix her a good plate of pasta to get some meat on her bones! And to distract her from Mr. Lovey!

[deborah]

Oh my little Magical New Age Hippie Craftista! The red flower looks exactly like one of my Canna Lilies. You are VERY good!!! I must say, the Canna's are a bit offended though...they are known as the Power Flowers here, and you showed them up with a coffee filter. **blows kisses** Deborah

[Kylee]

V~

I gotta tell ya. I'm not a big pie fan (more of a cupcake lover) H-O-W-E-V-E-R, I would absolutely most definately eat that apple pie right up without reservation. The crust looks sooo delish.Yum Yum!!

p.s. I love the black top hat. Must find me one of those :-)

Have a lovely day!!

Kylee

[marjorie]

Oh such a fun thing to drop into your fanciful nook!! :) Happy day to yOuuuuuu!! :)

And Apple Pie,too!!?? Oh......sigh!! :)

[Kaerie Faerie]

You had to go and make one that looks like a mermaid would wear it! Now I have almost 100 coffee filters to use, and I don't drink coffee! You out did yourself on these beauties, I'll have to make some more, it is so addicting!
Nice Pie, I'm on the bathing suit diet!
Kaerie Faerie

[Cori. G]

Ah! The ever lovely Miss M. has graced us with her porcelain beauty, but I'd imagine your Mister Lovee really prefers to dance with you under the starlight, for who in their right mind would want to tango with a girl that insists on standing on your feet?

The pie looks simply divine and inspired such sweet delectable treats.

xoxox Cori

P.S. No matter what their age they are all nothing more then "Man boys"...SO TRUE!!!!!

[ylva]

you where faster than me :). i have been thinking of pies a lot lately; making them, watching movies about them... and i thought i better blog about it one day. now i don't need to because you just made the perfect pie-blog-entry :). seriously, you have a gift for making everything ordinary so lovely and pretty and extraordinary ;)!

[Cyberdelia]

Ok, I don't even like apple pie, but I'd eat some of that one after reading your description, lol! I'll have to make a note to visit that bakery one day!

[Britt-Arnhild]

Aren't you ucky :-)
Did you eat the whole pie or did you share a piece for me?

[JO]

First off... I have to say.. CONGRATULATIONS !! to the winner ...lucky gal she is!!

Now on to culinary deeeeeelights and corsages...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE apple pie... my mom made one like no other ...with a beautiful powdered sugar glaze.... oh my the memories you brought to my senses... mmmmmm

As for the corsages... the colors are deeeeevine.... I really like the head piece too... tre chic... very 1920's

LOTS OF HUGS
JO

[bettyann]

in this nut bar wacky world you are a breath of fresh air, yes the earth is not happy, apple pie may be the andidote for much unhappiness..I am making apple crisp for treats tonight..take care..

[JO]

PS... I meant to say how much I love your sanctuary... the Lovely Lady ... the Madonna ... she watches over all ..no?

HUGS
JO

[Krista]

How is is that your posts get better every time?? You are just full of surprises and magic, aren't you! Those corsages wristlets are so beautiful, I adore them. Your fantastical pie adventure sounds like fun, it's a good thing that 'm' lady doesn't eat. (Also, if she misbehaves, you can always throw some leftover pie crumbs at her) heheeee

[Vicki]

I always run to your blog when a new post shows up in my fav watchlist! You have a way with stories that just keeps getting better and better! Love the wristlettes! Don't blame you one bit for stealing that one back! Pies!!! Always the most favorite dessert in my house! (: Vicki

[Debby]

Oh my gosh, I am so glad I checked into your blog today, it is wonderful, you are wonderful, your wristlettes are beyond wonderful and the apple pie was oh so good...Thanks for making my day so much brighter.

[Kristin]

The wristlettes are so lovely and colorful and everything nice! The apple pie looks so yummy, too.

[Amy]

Ahhhh the pie looks amazing! Such wonderful sweet goodness. My best friend since pull-ups is studying at U of A so I'm thinking I must tell her about your wonderful pie shop so she can visit it. And perhaps I should drive down to visit her so we can both partake of the perfect pie. Mmmm. You've gotten me quite hungry. :]

As always amazing pictures <3

[StampinMom]

I can smell that apple pie from here Vanessa...so glad you and Mr. Lovee got to enjoy it (over a couple of days of course ;-) I have those days where it seems time is standing still...then others where I don't know where the time went (like today, ugh). I'm having the stay away from twitter and my bloggy visits to clean from being away for the weekend. Laundry, kitchen...ya know, things that happen when I leave my man at home for a bachelor weekend, tee hee. And have so much inspiration in me, I just must get in the studio but where is the time going? Btw, Mr. Lovee must think he is something funny putting a mustache on you and all. I'll bet you'll let it slide just this once, huh? Okay, I'm off...just had to stop in and visit for a little break. Thanks for another wonderful tale!

Jamie :-)

[Tracy Martinez]

Those corsages are so pretty I just might have to make a few. The pie looked absolutely yummy. Have a great week,
Tracy M.

[Kaerie Faerie]

WoW
Thanks for posting the little faerie wrist-lets, they look so sparkly over here in the magic zone.
Your the coolest
Kaerie Faerie

[Erin]

Oh my...you ARE down there by the flu border. So are my parents! Take care of yourself. Of course. I don't know if it has shown up in your state yet or not and it HAS shown up in mine...but then, we live way out in the country with the pigs and chickens...ooops, I guess that isn't as comforting as I thought. (Actually I know of no pigs out here, only chickens, ducks and cows).

Love the wristlets. I particularly love the one with the coral!

Erin :)

[Lori Anderson]

Why can't I find a mannequin (er, lovely lady) that looks that nice?

[Chris]

Hey, pookie! Those corsages are MONDO BEAUTO ! are the (m) women really 5 feet taller than you are? just asking.

When I come out to Tucson, I will visit that bakery. I am verrry particular about my apple pie!

[Lavender Dreams]

The pie is amazing...your post always FUN! Love the little fairy corsages, too! What a cute idea!

[Notion]

this really made me hungry

[Shell]

The Pie Heist and pictures. Oh my gosh, the pie looks so good. I can imagine just biting in. My favorite pie memory is when I went to Colonial Williamburg with my mom. We had apple pie in this inn. It was the most delicious pie I ever ate. I remember how many years later. I know your pie probably tasted better!
The corsage with the cameo is lovely. Something to wear on those moonlit nights with a handsome man on your arm.
One more thing, I adore your Sanctuary. If I had open space garden, I have one just like yours.

[amanda]

you are just so fabulously magic.

[Du Buh Du Designs]

I have never been a hug fan of pies but I cant resist thick and flaky pie crust..yummy! Too bad the intended recipient couldn't enjoy it but it was the thought that counts.And it sounds like something well worth celebrating!
Your corsages are sweet~I like the peach colored one. I went through a stage when I made giant paper flowers with messages on them. I gave them away as birthday cards,etc. Now that spring is around the corner(it snowed today)I'm sure I'll make one here or there..when I get the chance..ha!~Enjoy the rest of your week!

[Misha/DawaiOser]

The wrist corsages are gorgeous. It's hard to decide which I like better -- the rhinestone & velvet-green one -OR- the coral cameo style? The idea of wearing one as a headband is a great idea and I bet the lace really accentuates your hair!

[Elaine L.]

Oh, my, now I want apple pie and it's 10:30 PM. I don't see any hope of getting any.

I love your yard and the cactus trees. Do you ever trim the cactus or do you just let it grow willy nilly. I just planted the same type of cactus and I'm wondering about it.

~elaine~

[kathy]

i love your corsages.... My son freaked out he thought when i said i was making corsages his prom date would have to wear a coffer filter one lol.. Yours are beautiful enough. My grandam use to make paper flowers,this reminds me of her. I started one and ran out of ribbons

[maddie]

I myself am quite the lover of a good
pie

especially a lemon meringue pie

or an apple~strawberry pie

(with the teeniest drizzle of caramel
on top and a scoop of very vanilla ice cream)

*sighs*

(pause)

*wanders off to find a very good bakery
that would produce such a pie*

:)

[kris]

The new corsages are so vibrant with color. I think the cameo one might be my favorite though. The pie looks downright sinful and now I need a piece! I'll have to see if I have the ingredients!

[denise]

YUM YUM YUM-
and those wrist corsages are outstanding!!!!!!!

[Dawn Newsome]

Vanessa, I think you may be a wacky crazed bubble-gum chewing nut-cake, but thank God for you and people like you! How dull the world would be without you!
Dawn

[Velvet Brick]

I don't know what to do first! Eat pie, make a wrist corsage, or just get lost in all of the wonderful photos on your blog - they are like eye candy for a weary soul. Love you and always love my visits! :)
xo
VB

[Kimberly Wlassak]

Hi Vanessa:

Here I am, way down here around post number 48.

That pie looks to die for. Makes me remember the homemade apple pies my mom made when I was growing up.

P.S. My brother emailed the photo of the Bryan Ferry carving, and I will forward it onto you in a day or so. Actually, the BF carving is standing next to a Robert Plant (singer from Led Zeppelin) carving. The photos are not at all the quality that my bro thought they were, but still, you can decipher the red leather suit!!

[michelle]

You two have the best adventures! You have me hungry for apple pie now! I bought my coffee filters to play with. I am thinking of letting the kids go for it and then making flowers to hang on my chandelier for May day or Cinco de Mayo.

[pam aries]

Hellooo..Pie Girl! Pie is my favorite dessert(if you don't count chocolate, which is in a category all by itself...) Yours looked yummolicious! I a mback on the blog track...living in a beautiful Tropical paradise!